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By in large, Unhinge
Unhinge
UnhingeSet: Torment
Cost:
3
Color:
Black
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
87
Text:
Target player discards a card from his or her hand. Draw a card.
d looks to be a better set than Unglued. More cards, and more of them that are actually useful. This article looks at every non-token, non-basic land in Unglued in order to let you know which Unglued cards are worth picking up as you are buying Unhinge
Unhinge
UnhingeSet: Torment
Cost:
3
Color:
Black
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
87
Text:
Target player discards a card from his or her hand. Draw a card.
d as well.

Charm School
Charm School
Charm SchoolSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
White
Type:
Enchant Player
Rarity:
U
Number:
1
Artist:
Kaja Foglio
Text:
When Charm School comes into play, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.Prevent all damage to you of the chosen color.If Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.
: Very good for its cost. I recommend growing your hair out or start wearing wigs if you plan to make use of this card.

Double Dip
Double Dip
Double DipSet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
White
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Number:
3
Artist:
D. Alexander Gregory
Text:
Choose another player. Gain 5 life now and an additional 5 life at the beginning of the next game with that player.
: Extremely overcosted. I recommend shoring up your resources. Besides, you’re playing casual; get Zuran Orb
Zuran Orb
Zuran OrbSet: Ice Age
Cost:
0
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
U
Artist:
Sandra Everingham
Text:
0: Sacrifice a land to gain 2 life.
s instead, which are ridiculously cheap and provide more life in the long run.

Get a Life
Get a Life
Get a LifeSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
White
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
U
Number:
4
Artist:
Melissa A. Benson
Text:
Target player and each of his or her teammates exchange life totals.
: Useful in Emperor formats; have the emperor focus on life gain, and then change life totals with the general in the most need for life gain. An emperor with extreme life gain and an general with a Necro deck will make an awesome combination.

I'm Rubber, You're Glue
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
I'm Rubber, You're GlueSet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
White
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
5
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Text:
Speak only in rhyming sentences. If you do not, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue.Say I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you: Target spell or ability, which targets only you, targets another player of your choice instead. (The new target must be legal.)
: Make sure you have lots of rhyming sentences prepared beforehand before playing this. Otherwise, don’t bother.

Knight of the Hokey Pokey
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
Knight of the Hokey PokeySet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
White
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Knight
Rarity:
C
Number:
6
Artist:
Kev Walker
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
First strike1W, Do the Hokey Pokey (Stand up, wiggle your butt, raise your hands above your head, and shake them wildly as you rotate 360 degrees) : Prevent all damage to Knight of the Hokey Pokey from any one source.
: I’ve used this. Its not bad, but you’ll probably be better off using White Knight
White Knight
White KnightSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
2
Color:
White
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Knight
Rarity:
U
Artist:
Daniel Gelon
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
Protection from black, first strike
s or Silver Knight
Silver Knight
Silver KnightSet: Scourge
Cost:
2
Color:
White
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Knight
Rarity:
U
Number:
23
Artist:
Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
First strike.
Protection from red.
s.

Lexivore
Lexivore
LexivoreSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
White
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Beast
Rarity:
U
Number:
7
Artist:
Daniel Gelon
Power:
2
Toughness:
3
Text:
If Lexivore damages any player, destroy target card in play, other than Lexivore, with the most lines of text in its text box. (If more than one card has the most lines of text, you choose which of those cards to destroy.)
: Too random for anything but the sideboard.

Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Look at Me, I'm the DCISet: Unglued
Cost:
7
Color:
White
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
R
Number:
8
Artist:
Mark Rosewater
Text:
Ban one card, other than a basic land, for the remainder of the match. (For the remainder of the match, each player removes from the game all copies of that card in play or in any graveyard, hand, library, or sideboard.)
: Too expensive, although if people play T&N in casual, feel free to use this.

Mesa Chicken
Mesa Chicken
Mesa ChickenSet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
White
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Chicken
Rarity:
C
Number:
9
Artist:
Kev Walker
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.
: Granted, we now have Leonin Skyhunter
Leonin Skyhunter
Leonin SkyhunterSet: Mirrodin
Cost:
2
Color:
White
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Cat Knight
Rarity:
U
Number:
11
Artist:
Kev Walker
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
Flying
, but still, it’s not a bad card and can take your opponent off their game by you clucking. Heck, if you are playing in a public place, he might just concede rather than have you embarrass them like that :D

Miss Demeanor
Miss Demeanor
Miss DemeanorSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
White
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Lady of Proper Etiquette
Rarity:
U
Number:
10
Artist:
Matthew D. Wilson
Power:
3
Toughness:
1
Text:
Flying, first strikeDuring each other player's turn, compliment that player on his or her game play or sacrifice Miss Demeanor.
: Not really worth the cost, but if you prepare a bunch of sarcastic comments beforehand, sure go ahead.

Once More With Feeling: Combine with a blue splash and Millstone
Millstone
MillstoneSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
2
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
R
Artist:
Kaja Foglio
Text:
2, T: Take the top two cards from target player's library and put them in target player's graveyard.
s, and you have the making of a very cute deck. Let me know how it goes, and rather you get to keep your friends. :D

Prismatic Wardrobe
Prismatic Wardrobe
Prismatic WardrobeSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
White
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
12
Artist:
D. Alexander Gregory
Text:
Destroy target card that does not share a color with clothing worn by its controller. You cannot choose an artifact or land card.
: Does Goth rule in your area? This is totally metagame dependent; keep in sideboard.

Sex Appeal
Sex Appeal
Sex AppealSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
White
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Number:
13
Artist:
Matthew D. Wilson
Text:
Prevent up to 3 damage total to any number of creatures and/or players. If there are more players in the room of the opposite sex, prevent up to 3 additional damage total to any number of creatures and/or players.
: This is meant for females to play. If your male, play this only at a very odd sorority.

The Cheese Stands Alone
The Cheese Stands Alone
The Cheese Stands AloneSet: Unglued
Cost:
6
Color:
White
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
2
Artist:
Randy Elliott
Text:
If you control no cards in play other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in your hand, you win the game.
: Combo this with Obliterate
Obliterate
ObliterateSet: Invasion
Cost:
8
Color:
Red
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
R
Number:
156
Artist:
Kev Walker
Text:
Obliterate can't be countered.Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.
and the like.


Bureaucracy
Bureaucracy
BureaucracySet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
14
Artist:
Mark Zug
Text:
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, during the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as PLAYER), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as ACTION QUEUE), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.If any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards his or her complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as HAND).
: Only lay this if you are somehow playing under a time limit and you need to stall for time in a legal way.

Censorship
Censorship
CensorshipSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
U
Number:
15
Artist:
N/A
Text:
When Censorship comes into play, choose a [CENSORED] word.Whenever any [CENSORED] player says the chosen [CENSORED] word, Censorship deals 2 [CENSORED] damage to him or her.
: Extremely good card. Players often say the same thing, like “Morph” or “Declare” etc.

Checks and Balances
Checks and Balances
Checks and BalancesSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
U
Number:
16
Artist:
David A. Cherry
Text:
Whenever any spell is played, counter that spell if each player, other than the caster and his or her teammates, agrees to choose and discard a card. Those players must discard those cards after agreeing.Checks and Balances may be played only in a game with three or more players.
: If you are playing in a group of people who have far more cards than you to make their decks from, utilize this card.

Chicken a la King: Chicken decks are fun, and can be really potent if you control lots of lands that produce more than one color of mana.

Clam Session
Clam Session
Clam SessionSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Blue
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Clamfolk
Rarity:
C
Number:
20
Artist:
Randy Elliott
Power:
2
Toughness:
5
Text:
When Clam Session comes into play, choose a word. During your upkeep, sing at least six words of a song, one of which must be the chosen word, or sacrifice Clam Session. You cannot repeat a song.
: Would have been much better as a 3/4. If you wish to make a theme deck, you of course use these. Just pick the word “love”; there are plenty of songs with that word.

Clambassadors
Clambassadors
ClambassadorsSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Blue
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Clamfolk
Rarity:
C
Number:
18
Artist:
Randy Elliott
Power:
4
Toughness:
4
Text:
If Clambassadors damages any player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that artifact, creature, or land.
: Play a deck that requires you to donate bad cards to your opponent. Don’t be afraid to “shell” out money for this card; 4/4s for 4 mana in blue are rare, and the drawback can be a boon.

Clam-I-Am: This would actually work best in a Chicken deck, as it gives you another attempt to roll those 6’s for the Chicken King.

Common Courtesy
Common Courtesy
Common CourtesySet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
U
Number:
21
Artist:
Mike Raabe
Text:
Counter any spell unless its caster asks your permission to play that spell. If you refuse permission, Sacrifice Common Courtesy and counter the spell.
: You might counter two cards, but its better to use a sure thing.

Denied!
Denied!
Denied!Set: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Blue
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Number:
22
Artist:
Quinton Hoover
Text:
Play Denied! only as any opponent casts target spell. Name a card, then look at all cards in that player's hand. If the named card is in the player's hand, counter target spell.
: Very cheap counter, especially if you play Vanguard with Squee
Squee
SqueeSet: Vanguard
Sub Type:
Character
Rarity:
X
Number:
7
Artist:
Daniel Gelon
Power:
+3
Toughness:
-4
Text:
Your opponents play with their hands face up.
or you play cards that keep all hands revealed or in conjunction with cards like Duress
Duress
DuressSet: Urza's Saga
Cost:
1
Color:
Black
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
132
Artist:
Lawrence Snelly
Text:
Look at target opponent's hand and choose a noncreature, nonland card there. That player discards that card.
. Very good stuff.

Double Take
Double Take
Double TakeSet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Blue
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Number:
23
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Text:
Choose another player. Draw two cards now and draw an additional two cards at the beginning of the next game with that player.
: A nice book, especially if it looks like you will lose your first game, but after sideboarding can probably win the next. The only of the Double cards I recommend using.

Fowl Play
Fowl Play
Fowl PlaySet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchant Creature
Rarity:
C
Number:
24
Artist:
Mark Poole
Text:
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a 1/1 creature that counts as a Chicken.
: A creature control, but only good in conjunction with cards like Prodigal Sorcerer
Prodigal Sorcerer
Prodigal SorcererSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
3
Color:
Blue
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Wizard
Rarity:
C
Artist:
Douglas Shuler
Power:
1
Toughness:
1
Text:
T: Do 1 damage to any target.
.

Free-for-All: If you play fewer creatures than the other guy, especially in multiplayer, this will do your wonders. This is especially if your opponent is crass enough to play Raffinity or Tooth & nail in casual.

Psychic Network
Psychic Network
Psychic NetworkSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
26
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Text:
Each player reveals the top card of his or her library to all other players by continuously holding it against his or her forehead. This does not allow a player to look at his or her own card. (That card still counts as the top card of your library. Whenever you draw a card, draw that one and replace it with the next card of your library.)
: Very amusing, but these cards have never been that hot. Still, in conjunction with Denied!
Denied!
Denied!Set: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Blue
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Number:
22
Artist:
Quinton Hoover
Text:
Play Denied! only as any opponent casts target spell. Name a card, then look at all cards in that player's hand. If the named card is in the player's hand, counter target spell.
, it works wonders.

Sorry
Sorry
SorrySet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
U
Number:
27
Artist:
Kaja Foglio
Text:
Before playing any spell, if a copy of that spell card is in any graveyard, the spell's caster may say Sorry. If he or she does not, any other player may counter the spell by saying Sorry as it is cast.If any player says Sorry at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
: Unless your opponents are notorious for being absent-minded, forgo this card.


B.F.M.: Play this with Living Death
Living Death
Living DeathSet: Tempest
Cost:
5
Color:
Black
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
R
Artist:
Charles Gillespie
Text:
Set aside all creature cards in all graveyards. Then, put each creature that is in play into its owner's graveyard. Then, put each creature card set aside in this way into play under its owner's control.
. Lots of fun.

Deadhead
Deadhead
DeadheadSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Black
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Zombie
Rarity:
C
Number:
30
Artist:
Daren Bader
Power:
3
Toughness:
3
Text:
Put Deadhead into play. Use this ability only if any opponent loses contact with his or her hand of cards and only if Deadhead is in your graveyard.
: In conjunction with Ashnod
Ashnod
AshnodSet: Vanguard
Sub Type:
Character
Rarity:
X
Number:
1
Artist:
Ron Spencer
Power:
+1
Toughness:
-8
Text:
Whenever a creature successfully damages you, destroy it.
’s Coupon, you’ll have a cheap, renewable creature. Not bad.

Double Cross
Double Cross
Double CrossSet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Black
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
31
Artist:
Jeff Laubenstein
Text:
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose one of those cards other than a basic land. He or she discards that card. At the beginning of the next game with the player, look at the player's hand and choose one of those cards other than a basic land. He or she discards that card.
: Way too expensive; avoid this.

Handcuffs
Handcuffs
HandcuffsSet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Black
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
U
Number:
32
Artist:
Jeff Laubenstein
Text:
Target player keeps both hands in contact with each other. If he or she does not, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three cards in play.
: Once again, a nice card in conjunction with the Coupon. They will probably sacrifice land unless you play it early, which you can with Dark Ritual
Dark Ritual
Dark RitualSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
1
Color:
Black
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Artist:
Sandra Everingham
Text:
Add BBB to your mana pool.
s.

Infernal Spawn of Evil: If actually played, it’s great. As a card in hand, it’s useful damage. Real nice.

Jumbo Imp
Jumbo Imp
Jumbo ImpSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Black
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Imp
Rarity:
U
Number:
34
Artist:
Pete Venters
Power:
0
Toughness:
0
Text:
Flying When you play Jumbo Imp, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp comes into play with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the die roll.During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put on Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.At the end of your turn, roll a six-sided die and remove from Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll.
: Odds are against this card being useful; Chimney Imp
Chimney Imp
Chimney ImpSet: Mirrodin
Cost:
5
Color:
Black
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Imp
Rarity:
C
Number:
59
Artist:
Christopher Moeller
Power:
1
Toughness:
2
Text:
Flying When Chimney Imp is put into a graveyard from play, target opponent puts a card from his or her hand on top of his or her library.
is almost as good.

Organ Harvest
Organ Harvest
Organ HarvestSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Black
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
35
Artist:
Terese Nielsen
Text:
You and your teammates may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed in this way, add BB to your mana pool.
: Makes for a nice finisher with Drain Life
Drain Life
Drain LifeSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
2
Color:
Black
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Artist:
Douglas Shuler
Text:
Drain Life does 1 damage to a single target for each B spent in addition to the casting cost. Caster gains 1 life for each damage inflicted. If you drain life from a creature, you cannot gain more life than the creature's current toughness.
.

Ow
Ow
OwSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Black
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
36
Artist:
Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Text:
Whenever any creature damages a player, for each Ow card in play, that player says Ow once or Ow deals 1 damage to him or her.
: Only if you known beforehand that your opponent has laryngitis

Poultrygeist
Poultrygeist
PoultrygeistSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Black
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Chicken
Rarity:
C
Number:
37
Artist:
Daren Bader
Power:
1
Toughness:
1
Text:
Flying Whenever a creature is put into any graveyard from play, you may roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.
: It gives chicken decks evasion. Go with it, but don’t expect to use its ability unless you are behind.

Temp of the Damned
Temp of the Damned
Temp of the DamnedSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Black
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Zombie
Rarity:
C
Number:
38
Artist:
Adam Rex
Power:
3
Toughness:
3
Text:
When you play Temp of the Damned, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned comes into play with a number of funk counters on it equal to the die roll.During your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned or sacrifice Temp of the Damned.
: Black has better critters than this. Use Hidden Horror
Hidden Horror
Hidden HorrorSet: Classic Sixth Edition
Cost:
3
Color:
Black
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Horror
Rarity:
U
Number:
137
Artist:
Clint Langley
Power:
4
Toughness:
4
Text:
When Hidden Horror comes into play, choose and discard a creature card from your hand. If you don't, sacrifice Hidden Horror.
instead.

Volrath's Motion Sensor
Volrath's Motion Sensor
Volrath's Motion SensorSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Black
Type:
Enchant Player
Rarity:
U
Number:
39
Artist:
Mark Tedin
Text:
When Volrath's Motion Sensor comes into play, choose target hand controlled by an opponent. Enchanted player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.If Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and that player loses 3 life.
: Well, it gets around Worship
Worship
WorshipSet: Urza's Saga
Cost:
4
Color:
White
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
57
Artist:
Mark Zug
Text:
Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 instead reduces it to 1 if you control a creature.
, but it’s like Black’s version of Lava Spike
Lava Spike
Lava SpikeSet: Champions of Kamigawa
Cost:
1
Color:
Red
Type:
Sorcery
Sub Type:
Arcane
Rarity:
C
Number:
178
Artist:
Mark Tedin
Text:
Lava Spike deals 3 damage to target player.
. You can do better.


Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos FireSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Red
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
40
Artist:
Richard Kane Ferguson
Text:
Whenever any player taps a card, that player gives control of that card to an opponent at end of turn.If a player does not tap any nonland cards during his or her turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player at end of turn.
: To make use of this card, use Brand
Brand
BrandSet: Urza's Saga
Cost:
1
Color:
Red
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
R
Number:
176
Artist:
Donato Giancola
Text:
Gain control of all permanents you own.Cycling 2 (You may pay 2 and discard this card from your hand to draw a card. Play this ability as an instant.)


Chicken Egg
Chicken Egg
Chicken EggSet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Egg
Rarity:
C
Number:
41
Artist:
Christopher Rush
Power:
0
Toughness:
1
Text:
During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and put a Giant Chicken token into play. Treat this token as a 4/4 red creature that counts as a Chicken.
: You’ll usually wait too long to use it, but its casual, so feel free to use them.

Double Deal
Double Deal
Double DealSet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Red
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
42
Artist:
Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Text:
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player now and deals an additional 3 damage to the player at the beginning of the next game with the player.
: too slow for red.

Goblin Bookie
Goblin Bookie
Goblin BookieSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Goblin
Rarity:
C
Number:
43
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Power:
1
Toughness:
1
Text:
R, T: Reflip any coin or reroll any die.
: a must for so many Unglued and coin flip decks. Get a hold of these fast.

Goblin Bowling Team
Goblin Bowling Team
Goblin Bowling TeamSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Goblins
Rarity:
C
Number:
44
Artist:
Pete Venters
Power:
1
Toughness:
1
Text:
Whenever Goblin Bowling Team damages any creature or player, roll a six-sided die. Goblin Bowling Team deals to that creature or player additional damage equal to the die roll.
: Only if you play this with Furnace of Rath or find a way to give the bowlers double strike; it’ll be right up their alley. :D

Goblin Tutor
Goblin Tutor
Goblin TutorSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Red
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
U
Number:
45
Artist:
Quinton Hoover
Text:
Roll a six-sided die for Goblin Tutor. On a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal that card to all players, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.2 Any Goblin Tutor3 Any enchantment4 Any artifact5 Any creature6 Any sorcery, instant, or interrupt
: Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, do you? Sorry
Sorry
SorrySet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
U
Number:
27
Artist:
Kaja Foglio
Text:
Before playing any spell, if a copy of that spell card is in any graveyard, the spell's caster may say Sorry. If he or she does not, any other player may counter the spell by saying Sorry as it is cast.If any player says Sorry at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
, I’m going over a “cliff” now.

Hurloon Wrangler
Hurloon Wrangler
Hurloon WranglerSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Minotaur
Rarity:
C
Number:
46
Artist:
Kaja Foglio
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
Denimwalk (If defending player is wearing any clothing made of denim, this creature is unblockable.)
: Will often be an unblockable creature; and local indecency codes will work to your advantage If they try to remove their denim.

Jalum Grifter
Jalum Grifter
Jalum GrifterSet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Legend
Rarity:
R
Number:
47
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Power:
3
Toughness:
5
Text:
1R, T: Put Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down in front of target opponent after revealing each card to him or her. Then, rearrange the order of the three cards as often as you wish, keeping them on the table at all times. That opponent then chooses one of those cards. If a land is chosen, destroy target card in play. Otherwise, sacrifice Jalum Grifter.
: Better than most random “kill anything” cards red gets. You can fit it in if you have extra money to spend.

Landfill
Landfill
LandfillSet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Red
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
R
Number:
49
Artist:
Daren Bader
Text:
Choose a land type. Remove from play all lands of that type that you control. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each card in play that is completely covered by those cards. Then return to play, tapped, all lands dropped in this way.
: Unless you are desperate to get rid of Silver Knight
Silver Knight
Silver KnightSet: Scourge
Cost:
2
Color:
White
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Knight
Rarity:
U
Number:
23
Artist:
Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
First strike.
Protection from red.
s or Worship
Worship
WorshipSet: Urza's Saga
Cost:
4
Color:
White
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
57
Artist:
Mark Zug
Text:
Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 instead reduces it to 1 if you control a creature.
s, forget this card.

Krazy Kow
Krazy Kow
Krazy KowSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Cow
Rarity:
C
Number:
48
Artist:
Ron Spencer
Power:
3
Toughness:
3
Text:
During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and player.
: I have a beef with this card, but with Furnace of Rath and multiple players, it’s good to go.

Ricochet
Ricochet
RicochetSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Red
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
U
Number:
50
Artist:
David A. Cherry
Text:
Whenever any spell targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. That spell is redirected to the player or players with the lowest die roll. If two or more players tie for the lowest die roll, they reroll until there is no tie.
: This is a card an opponent would play to hurt you, not a card you should play yourself if you are playing red.

Spark Fiend
Spark Fiend
Spark FiendSet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Beast
Rarity:
R
Number:
51
Artist:
Pete Venters
Power:
5
Toughness:
6
Text:
When Spark Fiend comes into play, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. On a total of 7 or 11, do not roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. If you roll any other total, note it.During your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, do not roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. On any other roll, there is no effect.
: Stick to Dragons. I recommend Lightning Dragon
Lightning Dragon
Lightning DragonSet: Urza's Saga
Cost:
4
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Dragon
Rarity:
R
Number:
202
Artist:
Ron Spencer
Power:
4
Toughness:
4
Text:
Flying; echo (During your next upkeep after this permanent comes under your control, pay its casting cost or sacrifice it.) R: Lightning Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
.

Strategy, Schmategy
Strategy, Schmategy
Strategy, SchmategySet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
Red
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
R
Number:
52
Artist:
Daniel Gelon
Text:
Roll a six-sided die for Strategy, Schmategy. On a 1, Strategy, Schmategy has no effect. Otherwise, it has one of the following effects.2 Destroy all artifacts.3 Destroy all lands.4 Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and player.5 Each player discards his or her hand and draws seven cards. 6 Roll the die two more times.
: Even Goblin Bookie
Goblin Bookie
Goblin BookieSet: Unglued
Cost:
1
Color:
Red
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Goblin
Rarity:
C
Number:
43
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Power:
1
Toughness:
1
Text:
R, T: Reflip any coin or reroll any die.
can’t save this card.

The Ultimate Nightmare
Nightmare
NightmareSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
6
Color:
Black
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Nightmare
Rarity:
R
Artist:
Melissa A. Benson
Power:
*
Toughness:
*
Text:
Flying Nightmare's power and toughness both equal the number of swamps its controller has in play.
...: If you are just playing against one opponent, get Rolling Thunder
Rolling Thunder
Rolling ThunderSet: Tempest
Cost:
3
Color:
Red
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Artist:
Richard Thomas
Text:
Rolling Thunder deals X damage divided any way you choose among any number of target creatures and/or players.
from Tempest instead. If in large groups, then go for this.


Cardboard Carapace
Cardboard Carapace
Cardboard CarapaceSet: Unglued
Cost:
6
Color:
Green
Type:
Enchant Creature
Rarity:
R
Number:
54
Artist:
Douglas Shuler
Text:
For each other Cardboard Carapace card you have with you, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.Errata: This does not count any Cardboard Carapace cards in play that you control or in your graveyard, hand, or library.
: Fragile, slow, plus expensive to get enough of these $1 cards to do any good. Stick to Giant growths and Might of Oaks
Might of Oaks
Might of OaksSet: Urza's Legacy
Cost:
4
Color:
Green
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
R
Number:
106
Artist:
Ron Spencer
Text:
Target creature gets +7/+7 until end of turn.
.

Double Play
Double Play
Double PlaySet: Unglued
Cost:
5
Color:
Green
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
55
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Text:
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land and put that land into play. At the beginning of the next game with that player, search your library for an additional basic land and put that land into play. In both cases, shuffle your library afterwards.
: Huts your first game too much, unless you are playing Tooth & Nail in casual and want an Unglued card to assuage your guilt.

Elvish Impersonators
Elvish Impersonators
Elvish ImpersonatorsSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Green
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Elves
Rarity:
C
Number:
56
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Power:
*
Toughness:
*
Text:
When you play Elvish Impersonators, roll two six-sided dice one after the other. Elvish Impersonators comes into play with power equal to the first die roll and toughness equal to the second.
: On average you get a 3/4 or 4/3, which is decidedly average for green. Unless you are playing strictly elves, go for cards like Heartwood Treefolk
Heartwood Treefolk
Heartwood TreefolkSet: Tempest
Cost:
4
Color:
Green
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Treefolk
Rarity:
U
Artist:
Daren Bader
Power:
3
Toughness:
4
Text:
Forestwalk (If defending player controls any forests, this creature is unblockable.)
instead.

Flock of Rabid Sheep
Flock of Rabid Sheep
Flock of Rabid SheepSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Green
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
U
Number:
57
Artist:
Anthony S. Waters
Text:
Flip X coins; an opponent calls heads or tails. For each flip you win, put a Rabid Sheep token into play. Treat these tokens as 2/2 green creatures that count as Sheep.
: Not baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad at all. I woolly mean it. Plus, they are sheep to buy, and a shear pleasure to play with. Ewe won’t have to take it on the lamb and just bleat it with this card.

Free-Range Chicken: It’s a 3/3 for 4cc for chicken decks; you’ll probably ignore the special ability.

Gerrymandering
Gerrymandering
GerrymanderingSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Green
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
U
Number:
59
Artist:
Doug Chaffee
Text:
Remove all lands from play and shuffle them together. Randomly deal to each player one land card for each land he or she had before. Each player puts those lands into play under his or her control, untapped.
: Nice in conjunction of attaining mana for Fireball
Fireball
FireballSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
2
Color:
Red
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Artist:
Mark Tedin
Text:
Fireball does X damage total, divided evenly (round down) among any number of targets. Pay 1 extra mana for each target beyond the first.
s, plus screwing with T&N decks.

Ghazban Ogress: Obviously, you play this card first game, and side it out if not to your advantage.

Growth Spurt
Growth Spurt
Growth SpurtSet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
Green
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Number:
61
Artist:
Jeff Laubenstein
Text:
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is equal to the die roll.
: A poor man’s Giant Growth
Giant Growth
Giant GrowthSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
1
Color:
Green
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Artist:
Sandra Everingham
Text:
Target creature gains +3/+3 until end of turn.
. Why bother.

Gus
Gus
GusSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Green
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Gus
Rarity:
C
Number:
62
Artist:
DiTerlizzi
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
Gus comes into play with one +1/+1 counter on it for each game you have lost to your opponent since you last won a Magic game against him or her.
: Put this in an emergency deck when playing against the same person over and over. Not bad.

Hungry Hungry Heifer
Hungry Hungry Heifer
Hungry Hungry HeiferSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Green
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Cow
Rarity:
U
Number:
63
Artist:
Randy Gallegos
Power:
3
Toughness:
3
Text:
During your upkeep, remove a counter from any card you control or sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.
: Lovely with cards like Unstable Mutation
Unstable Mutation
Unstable MutationSet: Revised Edition
Cost:
1
Color:
Blue
Type:
Enchant Creature
Rarity:
C
Artist:
Douglas Shuler
Text:
Target creature gains +3/+3. During the upkeep phase of each of its controller's turns, put a -1/-1 counter on the creature. These counters remain even if this enchantment is removed before the creature dies.
.

Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming!Set: Oversize Cards
Cost:
8
Color:
Green
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
X
Artist:
Quinton Hoover
Text:
Each player searches his or her library for any number of artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands and puts those cards into play. Each player shuffles his or her library afterwards.
: This is how you play BFM or Gleemax
Gleemax
GleemaxSet: Unhinged
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Lengendary Artifact
Rarity:
R
Number:
121
Artist:
Richard Thomas
Text:
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
.

Mine, Mine, Mine!
Mine, Mine, Mine!
Mine, Mine, Mine!Set: Unglued
Cost:
6
Color:
Green
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Number:
65
Artist:
Heather Hudson
Text:
When Mine, Mine, Mine! comes into play, each player puts his or her library into his or her hand.Each player skips his or her discard phase and does not lose as a result of being unable to draw a card.Each player cannot play more than one spell each turn.If Mine, Mine, Mine! leaves play, each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library.
: Fun in U/G decks, which most of your pure Unglued decks should be.

Squirrel Farm
Squirrel Farm
Squirrel FarmSet: Oversize Cards
Cost:
3
Color:
Green
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
X
Artist:
Ron Spencer
Text:
1G: Choose a card in your hand. Covering the artist's name, reveal the card to target player. If that player cannot name the artist, reveal the artist's name and put a Squirrel token into play. Treat this token as a 1/1 green creature.
: Play this only against newbies or those who have been out of the game for long stretches, or unless you really want to play Squirrels.

Team Spirit
Team Spirit
Team SpiritSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Green
Type:
Instant
Rarity:
C
Number:
67
Artist:
Terese Nielsen
Text:
All creatures controlled by target player and his or her teammates get +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Kind of weak, even in Emperor.

Timmy, Power Gamer
Timmy, Power Gamer
Timmy, Power GamerSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Green
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Legend
Rarity:
R
Number:
68
Artist:
Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Power:
1
Toughness:
1
Text:
4: Put a creature into play from your hand.
: It’s great for putting fatties into play. If you are a Timmy, then get yourself yourself, as it were.


Ashnod
Ashnod
AshnodSet: Vanguard
Sub Type:
Character
Rarity:
X
Number:
1
Artist:
Ron Spencer
Power:
+1
Toughness:
-8
Text:
Whenever a creature successfully damages you, destroy it.
J3MgQ291cG9u: a great distraction for all those cards that require physical feats or cards that require opponents to be observant, like Cheatyface
Cheatyface
CheatyfaceSet: Unhinged
Color:
Blue
Type:
Creature
Sub Type:
Efreet
Rarity:
U
Number:
30
Artist:
Doug Chaffee
Power:
2
Toughness:
2
Text:
You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game.
Flying
.

Blacker Lotus
Blacker Lotus
Blacker LotusSet: Oversize Cards
Cost:
0
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
X
Artist:
Christopher Rush
Text:
T: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color to your mana pool. Play this ability as a mana source. Remove the pieces from the game afterwards.
: Better than Black Lotus
Black Lotus
Black LotusSet: Oversize Cards
Cost:
0
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Mono Artifact
Rarity:
X
Artist:
Christopher Rush
Text:
Adds 3 mana of any single color of your choice to your mana pool, then is discarded. Tapping this artifact can be played as an interrupt.
, but it gets expensive. Save your money.

Bronze Calendar
Bronze Calendar
Bronze CalendarSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
U
Number:
71
Artist:
Melissa A. Benson
Text:
Your spells cost 1 less to play as long as you speak in a voice other than your normal voice.If you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
: Probably not worth your bother, even if you are experienced in using a different voice, like myself.

Chaos Confetti
Chaos Confetti
Chaos ConfettiSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
C
Number:
72
Artist:
Carl Critchlow
Text:
4, T: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the playing area from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each card in play that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game afterwards.
: gets expensive. Avoid.

Clay Pigeon
Clay Pigeon
Clay PigeonSet: Unglued
Cost:
3
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact Creature
Rarity:
U
Number:
73
Artist:
D. Alexander Gregory
Power:
1
Toughness:
1
Text:
Flying 1, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated, Attempt to catch it with one hand: If you catch Clay Pigeon, prevent all damage to you from any one source and return Clay Pigeon to play, tapped. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
: Only if your D&D/d20 DEX is 15 or over.

Giant Fan
Giant Fan
Giant FanSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
R
Number:
74
Artist:
Randy Gallegos
Text:
2, T: Move target counter from one card to another. If the second card's rules text refers to any type of counters, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
: Wait until you get wind of this card. It helps with fading, and for powering up cards like Goblin Bomb
Goblin Bomb
Goblin BombSet: Weatherlight
Cost:
2
Color:
Red
Type:
Enchantment
Rarity:
R
Artist:
Ron Spencer
Text:
During your upkeep, you may choose to flip a coin. Target opponent calls heads or tails while the coin is in the air. If the flip ends up in your favor, put a fuse counter on Goblin Bomb. Otherwise, remove a fuse counter from Goblin Bomb.Remove 5 fuse counters from Goblin Bomb, Sacrifice Goblin Bomb: Goblin Bomb deals 20 damage to target player.
. A must have.

Jack-in-the-Mox : Useful in a Chicken deck, or a sliver deck. Don’t use it otherwise.

Jester's Sombrero
Jester's Sombrero
Jester's SombreroSet: Unglued
Cost:
2
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
R
Number:
76
Artist:
Dan Frazier
Text:
2, tap, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look through target player's sideboard and remove any three of those cards from it for the remainder of the match.
: Why couldn’t this be a non-silver card??? Make sure you will actually get to use sideboards before you play this.

Mirror Mirror
Mirror Mirror
Mirror MirrorSet: Oversize Cards
Cost:
7
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
X
Artist:
Kaja Foglio
Text:
Mirror Mirror comes into lay tapped.7,tap, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: At end of turn, exchange life totals with target player and exchange all cards in play that you control, and all cards in your hand, library, and graveyard, with that player until end of game.
: if you have mana acceleration, it does wonders against Sligh.

Paper Tiger
Paper Tiger
Paper TigerSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact Creature
Rarity:
C
Number:
78
Artist:
Carl Critchlow
Power:
4
Toughness:
3
Text:
Rock Lobsters cannot attack or block.
, Rock Lobster
Rock Lobster
Rock LobsterSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact Creature
Rarity:
C
Number:
79
Artist:
Heather Hudson
Power:
4
Toughness:
3
Text:
Scissors Lizards cannot attack or block.
, Scissors Lizard
Scissors Lizard
Scissors LizardSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact Creature
Rarity:
C
Number:
80
Artist:
Carl Critchlow
Power:
4
Toughness:
3
Text:
Paper Tigers cannot attack or block.
s: I thought I might as well include all three together. These are average artifact creatures. If you want artifact creatures, open up your Mirrodin binder.

Spatula of the Ages
Spatula of the Ages
Spatula of the AgesSet: Unglued
Cost:
4
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
U
Number:
81
Artist:
Melissa A. Benson
Text:
4, tap, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: Put into play from your hand any card from an Unglued supplement.
: It’s been errataed to say ANY silver-bordered card. Use it instead of Incoming if you are not into green.

Urza's Contact Lenses
Urza's Contact Lenses
Urza's Contact LensesSet: Unglued
Cost:
0
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact
Rarity:
U
Number:
82
Artist:
David A. Cherry
Text:
Urza's Contact Lenses comes into play tapped and does not untap during its controller's untap phase.All players play with their hands face up.Clap your hands twice: Tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.
: Good in discard and counter decks, but why are you playing those in casual, you big meanie. :p

Urza's Science Fair Project
Urza's Science Fair Project
Urza's Science Fair ProjectSet: Unglued
Cost:
6
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact Creature
Rarity:
U
Number:
83
Artist:
Phil Foglio
Power:
4
Toughness:
4
Text:
2: Roll a six-sided die for Urza's Science Fair Project.1 It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.2 It deals no combat damage this turn.3 Attacking does not cause it to tap this turn.4 It gains first strike until end of turn.5 It gains flying until end of turn.6 It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
: Stick with Platinum Angel
Platinum Angel
Platinum AngelSet: Mirrodin
Cost:
7
Color:
Colorless
Type:
Artifact Creature
Sub Type:
Angel
Rarity:
R
Number:
228
Artist:
Brom
Power:
4
Toughness:
4
Text:
Flying You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.
.

As you see, there are a few gems in Unglued. But overall, Unhinge
Unhinge
UnhingeSet: Torment
Cost:
3
Color:
Black
Type:
Sorcery
Rarity:
C
Number:
87
Text:
Target player discards a card from his or her hand. Draw a card.
d is better. Blue and Green are deep in Unglued, so those colors have the most to offer. Enjoy all these cards.


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